i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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