: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just found a bag of teeth...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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