"it" just moved
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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