I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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