Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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