Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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