Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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