just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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