He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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