i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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