you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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