at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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