You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
high people should be assigned attendants
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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