my vag is so smooth its legendary
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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