If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
the raccoons are back...
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