Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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