did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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