I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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