not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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