New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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