My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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