Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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