so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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