The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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