Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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