I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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