Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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