And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?