About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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