I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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