Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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