She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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