do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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