Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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