Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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