College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You are a genius and a whore.
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