How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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