I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
