This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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