I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
