My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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