But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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