bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
my liver is dry heaving
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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