Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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