God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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