My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
