**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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