remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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