Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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