Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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