I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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