Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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