haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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