how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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