Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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