why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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