Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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