I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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