it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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