Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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