oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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