I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal