if you like me you must not know who I am
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Don't tell me you're on acid again