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(914): View more from New York

No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.

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(914): No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay. http://tfl.nu/14mn

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(775): View more from Nevada

My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.

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(775): My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication. http://tfl.nu/hfzx

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(519): View more from Ontario

she's naming her girl london marie

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that kid will be born with a tramp stamp

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(519): she's naming her girl london marie (519): that kid will be born with a tramp stamp http://tfl.nu/2dqp

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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(814): MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished. http://tfl.nu/8mqg

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .

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(308): i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj . http://tfl.nu/vtaw

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

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Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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(865): I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out... (615): Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again http://tfl.nu/gvsb

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(972): View more from Texas

The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions

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(972): The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions http://tfl.nu/nm0a

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(919): View more from North Carolina

For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.

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(919): For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/ot7o

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.

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(+44): She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre. http://tfl.nu/gzcq

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.

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(651): I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober. http://tfl.nu/gztw

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.

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(910): Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain. http://tfl.nu/bmw5

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(416): View more from Toronto

I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises

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(416): I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises http://tfl.nu/8bqz

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(540): View more from Virginia

When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.

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(540): When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become. http://tfl.nu/2ybp

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(775): View more from Nevada

Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?

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(775): Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck? http://tfl.nu/o867

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(503): View more from Oregon

i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours

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I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see

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(503): i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours (1-503): I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see http://tfl.nu/4plr

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